Amadeus

The American President

As Good As It Gets

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin: Allow myself to introduce... myself.

Batman

Batman Forever

The Big Chill

Michael: I'm going back to my novel. I'm going to write about this weekend.
Sarah: What were you going to write about before?
Michael: Last weekend.

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Casablanca

Rick: If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
Sam: My watch stopped.
Rick: I bet they're asleep in New York. I bet they're asleep all over America. [slams fist on bar] Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Charlotte's Web

Children of a Lesser God

Sarah: Watch me, watch my hands.
James: Watch your hands? It's hard to avoid them.

Circus

Troy: What happens if I want some bloody salt?

Clue

Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: That was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.

Clueless

Cruel Intentions

Dangerous Liaisons

Dead Again

Dirty Dancing

Baby: I carried a watermelon?!

Don Juan DeMarco

Emma

Evita

Father of the Bride

A Few Good Men

Barnes: We'll just hop on the ferry, we'll be there in no time.
Kaffee: Whoa, hold it, we gotta take a boat?
Barnes: Yes, sir. To get to the other side of the bay.
Kaffee: Nobody said anything about a boat.
Barnes: Is there a problem, sir?
Kaffee: No, no problem, I'm just not that crazy about boats, that's all.
Galloway: Jesus Christ, Kaffee, you're in the Navy, for crying out loud.
Kaffee: Nobody likes her very much.

A Fish Called Wanda

Otto: I'm disappointed!

French Kiss

Footloose

Forrest Gump

Forrest: I got to go to the White House, again. And I met the president of the United States, again.

Four Weddings and A Funeral

Charles: I think I need to be where other people are not.

Ghost

Sam: Molly, you're in danger.
Oda Mae: Now you can't just blurt it out like that. I will tell her in my own way... Molly, you in danger, girl.

Go

Zack: Where'd you learn to drive, Circleville?

Grease

Hope Floats

Jerry Maguire

Little Women

The Love Letter

Helen: Have you ever had an epistolary relationship?
Janice: Sounds kinky, Helen. I'm not into kink.
Helen: No, it's not kinky. It means letters, of letters, like a love letter.
Janice: Can't fuck a letter, Helen.

Maverick

Maverick: Now it's time for you to do a little something that I want.
Annabelle: How dare you! I am a lady. Not in a million years. Not if you were a hundred years old, not if I was a hundred years old...
Maverick: Oh, shut up! I don't want to go to bed with you, lady.
Annabelle: Why not?

Mermaids

Moonlight and Valentino

Alberta: You know, I think it's so interesting, how you deny yourself food, and wear only black.
Lucy: It's really not that interesting.
Alberta: Where's your joy, Lucy?
Lucy: God! Why are you always everywhere with something to say?

Mrs. Doubtfire

Much Ado About Nothing

Beatrice: He that hath a beard is more than a youth
And he that hath no beard is less than a man.
He that is more than a youth is not for me,
And he that is less than a man... I am not for him.

My Best Friend's Wedding

George: Maybe there won't be marriage. Maybe there won't be sex. But by God, there'll be dancing.

Paper Moon

Addie: I ain't a boy.

Pretty Woman

Vivian: Bridge? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are, dear.

Pride and Prejudice (BBC)

Primal Fear

Rain Man

Scent of a Woman

The Silence of the Lambs

Lecter: I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Shakespeare in Love

Sleepless in Seattle

Jay: Tiramisu.
Sam: What's that?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Tell me.
Jay: You'll see.
Sam: Some woman is going to want me to do it to her and I'm not going to know what it is.

St. Elmo's Fire

Speed

"Tuneman": This is my car, I own this car, it is not stolen!
Jack: It is now.

Sunset Boulevard

Swimming with Sharks

The Talented Mr. Ripley

That Thing You Do!

Three Men and A Baby

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Porthos: Go home. Find a wench. Raise fat babies, live a good long life.

A Time to Kill

Harry Rex: Let me get this straight. You want me to put aside my empty, soulless, shady, astonishingly lucrative divorcee practice to come work with you on an unwinnable, bleeding heart, lose-all-my-friends, straight-to-the-gas-chamber case... 'cause it matters?
Jake: It is a novel idea, I know.
Harry Rex: No way never, presumptuous little shit.

Top Gun

The Truth About Cats and Dogs

The Witches of Eastwick

The Wizard of Oz

The X-Files

Barmaid: So, what do you do?
Mulder: What do I do? I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extra-terrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power. It reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers, they call me 'Spooky.' 'Spooky' Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it's going to be the shitstorm of all time.
Barmaid: Well. I'd say that just about does it, Spooky.

When Harry Met Sally...

Harry: Who is that talking?
Sally: Is that Jess on the phone?
Jess: It's Jane Fonda on the VCR.
Marie: It's Bryant Gumbel.

While You Were Sleeping

Lucy: You have to tell me what to do.
Jerry: Pull the plug.
Lucy: You're sick.
Jerry: I'm sick. You're cheating on a vegetable.

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